Sling-a-Joe
Launch Joe and smash the target.
Coming soon for AndroidGet Out of Bed,
Get Out of Bed,
Grandpa Joe.
He had a perfectly good nap planned.
You have other ideas.
Three ways to play. One wonderfully stubborn grandpa. A portrait arcade comedy from WonderRivet Studios.
The public release is being prepared. A Google Play download link will appear here when it’s available.
- 3
- Ways to play
- 10
- Lab machines
- 30
- Mastery stars
- Android 8.0+
- Portrait play
PICK YOUR KIND OF CHAOS
First wake him.
Then make a run for it.
Wake Up Joe
The nap ends here.
Wake Joe, uncover the prize, then keep him from taking it back. Wrestle away the blanket, pry out the pillow and make every well-timed bonk count.
Blanket battles · Pillow whacks · Combos
Ticket Stalker
You have the prize. He wants it.
Keep moving through the house, into the streets and on to the cabbage factory. Jump, duck and dodge your way through an endless chase while Joe closes in.
Endless escapes · Unlockable starting routes · Wardrobe designs
Consequence Lab
Ten terrible ideas. One unlucky Joe.
Launch him, bowl him, turn him into a pinball. Choose a comic contraption, chase its personal best and earn mastery stars. Sling-a-Joe starts free; more machines unlock with earned coins or optional rewarded play.
10 machines · 30 mastery stars · Shared coins
GRANDPA JOE’S CONSEQUENCE LAB
The machines are ready.
Joe is not.
Ten completed arcade machines, each with its own challenge and personal best.
Soup Maker
A cabbage soup experiment with one extra ingredient.
Joe Bowling
Joe is the ball. Or the pin.
Rocket Bed
Send his favorite resting place skyward.
Joe Pinball
Three tables. Absolutely no more naps.
Grandpa Golf
A round Joe would rather sleep through.
Wheel of Consequences
Give fate a spin.
Mattress Drop
Take comfort to unreasonable heights.
Cabbage Cannon
Aim high. Add cabbage.
Grandpa Wrecking Ball
Swing Joe into a fresh brick structure.
Sling-a-Joe starts free. Earn shared coins to keep more machines, or complete an optional rewarded ad for one play.
A LOOK INSIDE
From the current game build.
Development screenshots. The final release may change.
Select a screenshot for a closer look.
ONE MORE ROUND
Give Joe a morning
worth remembering.
Chase your best
Your best Wake score, best Runner score and each Lab machine’s best score build one Total Best Score. Replays count the improvements.
Make it your own
Earn shared coins, choose bedroom decorations and dress for the chase. Owned designs and your equipped looks are remembered.
Come back for more
Daily challenges, 30 mastery stars, a bedroom trophy shelf and Joe’s Worst Morning three-game tour give you more to aim for.
BEFORE YOU WAKE HIM
A few things
to know.
When can I download the game?
The public Android release is being prepared. We haven’t announced a release date. The download link will be added to this page once the game is available on Google Play.
Is the game free? How do the ads work?
The first public release is planned to be free, supported by small banner ads on selected menus and results, plus optional rewarded ads. Banners stay out of active gameplay. Rewarded ads explain the benefit before you choose to watch; cancellation or failure grants nothing. No paid ad-free purchase or subscription is planned for the initial release.
Can I play offline?
The game content is included in the Android app. Available and previously unlocked games work offline. Ads and ad-granted access require a connection.
Do I need an account?
No. Coins, records, unlocked content, decorations and settings stay on your device. There is no account, cloud sync, multiplayer or public leaderboard. Uninstalling or clearing the app’s storage can remove your progress.
Where can I change ad privacy choices?
Open Settings → Ad Privacy Choices in the game when a privacy form is available for your region and device. Read the Grandpa Joe privacy policy for details.
Coming soon · AndroidLet him enjoy the nap
Let him enjoy the nap
while it lasts.
Get Out of Bed, Grandpa Joe is the first arcade release from WonderRivet Studios.